搞笑英文说说

1、

Do you suddenly think of someone or something, and then you laugh foolishly.

2、

Give me a fulcrum, I can support you for a day.

3、

Kettle, why do you cry because your butt is too hot?

4、

When I have money in the future, I must buy 700 million cups of fragrance to see if I can circle the earth two times.

5、我伸出三根手指，对你说：送你五个字：一派胡言！

6、别人追你不一定证明你漂亮，而是可能看你那骚样就知道你好泡！

7、

After that, be sure to be nice to your boyfriend. After all, he is the best person in the world.

8、哎！好人不长命，那我就做个坏人吧。

9、完整的爱情，既存在于两颗心之间，也存在于两条腿之间。

10、

It's too wasteful. Why not go to what Yi Hong hospital does?

11、如果你愿意，以后的以后，我会陪你。

12、身高这种东西大家都是一米多，有什么好比的。

13、我才不和你说晚安，我要和你躺一张床上。

14、

When you speak ill of me, can you not add to the idea of cooking?

15、终于知道为什么要带口罩了，不是因为病菌而是怕遇见口臭的人。

16、

Heaven is great for the people, and the sky will not drop. Will you not be a siren?

17、

My voice is loud. Don't you know that dogs are growling?

18、

If you don't want me to marry you, I'll marry you.

19、

Do not play ambiguous with your sister. You must marry your sister if you play ambiguous with your sister.

20、

In the days without women, I take pleasure in molesting men.

21、不要和姐玩曖昧，和姐玩曖昧的都必須娶姐！

22、

Height is more than one meter, and there is nothing like it.

23、我们的生活总被琐事浪费了，简单点，再简单点。

24、

It is your grace that allows you to tolerate.

25、你是幼稚园程度的高中生，先天蒙古症的青蛙头。

26、

Life is like Zeng GE's music. Sometimes it's not reliable, sometimes it's not adjusted.

27、喜欢一个人就去追，追不到就打断他的腿。

28、得苦中苦，才能开路虎。少壮不努力，只能开夏利！

29、整天么么哒么么哒的，我说你怎么不咯咯哒下个蛋呢。

30、

You chase me for two kilometres, and I will be a hooligan when I go back to my head.

31、

Wet hands are not difficult, but the quilt is so wet.

32、

I will not let those who do not cherish me stay at my side for too long.

33、

Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, it was all dark.

34、

Others may not prove that you are beautiful when they are chasing you, but you may know that you are soaking!

35、你难过个什么劲啊，人家把你当回事儿了吗。

36、

Complete love exists between two hearts and between two legs.

37、方便面的确很方便，但煮它还是要用电。

38、

Let me never challenge my bottom line, or I will change the bottom line.

39、我们要向前看，不错过些歪瓜劣枣怎么知道什么是好。

40、请记住、如今的你们对我是怎样的嘴脸，有朝一日必当加倍奉还。

41、

If I were not in love with you, I would never mind you.

42、我都不好意思抓你了，你怎么还好意思偷呢？

43、

Do not think that I am handsome, that I am far from being able to climb, I am actually a hundred rivers.

44、

If you like, I will accompany you later.

45、你会不会突然想到某个人，某件事，然后就傻傻的笑了。

46、

Don't think that if you tan, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

47、学校是殡仪馆，班是火葬场，老师是阎王。

48、

There is no brother and only brother to do divination.

49、若不是我变了摸样，便是你淡忘了时光。

50、水壶啊，你为什么哭泣，是因为屁股太烫了吗？

51、原来，世界一个人的时候，才方觉得，一个人的时候，如此心疼。

52、你不要和我吵，你的每一字，每一句，都会成为伤害我的呈堂证供。

53、

I finally know why I need to wear a mask, not because of a germ but a person who is afraid of meeting halitosis.

54、

Our lives are always wasted on trifles, simple and simple.

55、

I am sorry to arrest you. Why do you feel so good about stealing?

56、不要以为你晒黑了就能掩盖你是白痴的事实。

57、

The school is a funeral parlour, the class is crematorium, and the teacher is the king of hell.

58、

I don't even have a picture of him. He only lives in my memory.

59、

All day long, I said, why don't you cough up an egg?

60、以后一定要对男朋友好一点，毕竟他是这个世界上眼光最好的人。

61、容不容得下是你的气度，能不能让你容下是我的本事。

62、你光着身子追我两公里，我回一次头都算我是流氓。

63、如果不是我爱你，我闲的没事也不会去管你。

64、颠覆不了的结果，是最开始的伏笔。

65、没有女人的日子里，我以调戏男人为乐。

66、我不会让不珍惜我的人在我身边呆太久。

67、生活就像曾哥的音乐，时而不靠谱，时而不着调。

68、我甚至连他的一张照片都没有，他只活在我的记忆里。

69、遇到你之前，我的世界是黑白的，遇见你之后，哇靠，全黑了。

70、我这人吧，你永远不要挑战我的底线，否则我又要修改底线。

71、谁敢把幸福搁在姐身上赌，姐就敢拿命不让他输！

73、是我的东西，谁都别想动，不是我的白送我我都不要。

74、我高估了自己在你心中的位置，却也低估了你在我心中的位置。

75、岁月很长，人海茫茫，别回头也别将就，自然会有良人来爱你。

76、

It's my stuff. No one wants to move. I don't want to give it to me.

77、

Do you think the most sour feeling is jealous? No, the most sour feeling is that there is no right to be jealous.

78、

I stretched out three fingers and said to you, "send you five words: nonsense!

79、

If I hadn't changed my mind, you would have forgotten the time.

80、

Do not think you have acne on your face, you think you are invincible.

81、

Whoever dares to put happiness on the elder sister's gambling, the elder sister dare take the life not to let him lose!

82、这么多年我一直没有瘦，就为了当年分手时，你那一句保重。

83、在老师口中，我们永远是最差的学生！

84、住在局部地区的人太可怜了，那里几乎天天下雨啊！

85、

The years are long and the sea is boundless. Do not turn back and do not do so. Naturally there will be lovers to love you.

86、你离开了，就别回来，我这不是垃圾回收站。

87、别人笑我穿的厚，我笑他人冻得透。

88、

If you leave, don't come back. I'm not a garbage collector.

89、你以为最酸的感觉是吃醋吗？不是，最酸的感觉是没权吃醋。

90、淫的手好湿并不难，难的是淫被子好湿！

91、天降大任于斯人，天不降大任，你不还是斯人吗？

92、

Other people laugh at me, I wear thick, I laugh other people frozen.

93、太浪费了，怎么不去什么怡红院做啊？

94、午夜12点准时下线！否则，公主就会变回灰姑娘。

95、等我以后有了钱，我一定要买7亿杯香飘飘，看能不能绕地球两圈。

96、

Get down on time at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night! Otherwise, the princess will turn back to Cinderella.

97、

The result that can not be overturned is the beginning of the brush.

98、你讲我坏话时能不能别添油加醋，以为炒菜啊。

99、

Usually insane and people laugh and make trouble, but just do not want to be alone.

100、别以为我长的帅就认为我遥不可及高不可攀，其实我是海纳百川啊。

101、不要以为你满脸青春痘，就自以为青春无敌了。

102、

I haven't been skinny for so many years, so I took care of you when I broke up.

103、

In the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

104、如果你不打算让我嫁你的话，那就我娶你吧。

105、没有哥想卜到得、只有哥做卜到滴。

106、

We need to look forward. It is good to know how to know what is good by crooked melon.

107、

A ride of red dust Galen laughed, and Zhao Xinlai.

108、

Why are you so sad? Are you being taken seriously?

109、

I won't say goodnight to you. I want to lie in bed with you.

110、

I overestimated my position in your mind, but underestimated your position in my heart.

111、

It turns out that when a person is in the world, he feels that when he is alone, he feels so distressed.

112、给我一个支点，我能为你撑起一片天。

113、

You are a kindergarten high school student, a frog with congenital Mongolia disease.

114、

Like a person to catch up, can not catch up, interrupt his leg.

115、

Please remember, what kind of face you are to me today will be repaid one day.

116、一骑红尘盖伦笑，嘉文知是赵信来。

117、

A bitter bitter, a Land Rover. Strong and not hard, only to open the Charlie!

118、

Oh! The good man is not long, then I will be a bad man.

119、平时疯疯癫癫的和人笑和人闹，不过就是不想一个人孤单而已。

120、嫌我声音大是么你不知道对狗都是用吼的么？

121、

Don't quarrel with me. Every word and sentence will become a testimony to my injury.

122、

Instant noodles are really convenient, but they still need electricity to boil them.